" Johnny Jump Up/morrison's Jig "I'll tell you a story that happened to me,One day as I went down to Yar by the sea;The sun it was bright and the day it was warm;Says I a quiet pint wouldn't do me no harm.I went in to the barman; I said, 'Give me a stout.'Says the barman, 'I'm sorry, all the beer 'twas sold out;Try whiskey or vodka, ten years in the wood.'Says I, 'I'll try cider, I've heard that it's good.'[Chorus:]Oh never, oh never, oh never again,If I live to a hundred or a hundred and ten;I...
